I almost had sex

by **UND1SPUT3D_1** Thu Aug 27, 2009 8:32 pm

My girl friend went camping with me and my family this weekend. Saturday night we decided to sleep on the couch together(we stayed in a cabin) and we started kissing. I kissed her neck and she said she was getting turned on. She asked me what would I do if I put my hand on the crotch of her shorts.
She grabbed my had and put it on her crouch and I put hers on mine. She began massaging it I about busted my pants.She tell me she loves me and never wants to leave. I put my hand up her shirt and rubbed her boobs. My mom woke up and was like 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

by **John** Thu Aug 27, 2009 9:37 pm

I hope your joking.

by jjvirus Sat Aug 29, 2009 1:07 pm

Good read.

by Super Smash Bros. Fan Sat Aug 29, 2009 1:31 pm

Good thing you didn't have anal sex, think of the consequence. Pregnancy, AIDS, and all sort of bad disease.

by **John** Sat Aug 29, 2009 8:07 pm

Super Smash Bros. Fan wrote:Good thing you didn't have anal sex, think of the consequence. Pregnancy, AIDS, and all sort of bad disease.

What? YOU SSBF HAVE FAILED ME FOR THE LAST TIME. Anal sex will not get her pregenent, She also must HAVE hads to give it. XD

by **UND1SPUT3D_1** Sat Aug 29, 2009 9:45 pm

Super Smash Bros. Fan wrote:Good thing you didn't have anal sex, think of the consequence. Pregnancy, AIDS, and all sort of bad disease.

by Super Smash Bros. Fan Sat Aug 29, 2009 9:56 pm

John wrote:What? YOU SSBF HAVE FAILED ME FOR THE LAST TIME. Anal sex will not get her pregenent, She also must HAVE hads to give it. XD

Actually, it can, from being an teenager to when you become incapable of having childrens. Also, she must be tested if she has any of the disease that is encounter by sexual contact.

UND1SPUT3D_1 wrote:
Super Smash Bros. Fan wrote:Good thing you didn't have anal sex, think of the consequence. Pregnancy, AIDS, and all sort of bad disease.

I was being serious here, your teenager, you have to abstain from sexual contact to remain 100% safe from pregnancy and disease from having sex.

by jjvirus Sat Aug 29, 2009 10:13 pm

Super Smash Bros. Fan wrote:Good thing you didn't have anal sex, think of the consequence. Pregnancy, AIDS, and all sort of bad disease.

LMFAO

Little kids are so cool.

by **zelda_master_timmy** Sun Aug 30, 2009 1:32 am

Ill tell you now..nothings wrong with sex, its a part of life, a very interesting part...

by Super Smash Bros. Fan Sun Aug 30, 2009 5:32 pm

zelda_master_timmy wrote:Ill tell you now..nothings wrong with sex, its a part of life, a very interesting part...

Only if your married to an healthy wife.

by **John** Sun Aug 30, 2009 6:36 pm

Super Smash Bros. Fan wrote:
Only if your married to an healthy wife.

psst boring. Just make sure you know who your parnter has had sexual relationship with you. I know everything about this so you can't beat me. It's healthy to have sexual relationships when your old enough. If you want to be abtance go ahead. Also use a condom everytime(unless your married then you can do whatever) or pull out XD. Condoms also do not protect you from all STDs so make sure your partner has been tested. Anal sex is different from vaginal sex too Razz

. Now you have your sex education, use it wisly.

by **John** Sun Aug 30, 2009 6:46 pm

UND1SPUT3D_1 wrote: 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

by Drakose Sun Aug 30, 2009 7:50 pm

Super Smash Bros. Fan wrote:
zelda_master_timmy wrote:Ill tell you now..nothings wrong with sex, its a part of life, a very interesting part...

Only if your married to an healthy wife.

zmt is married to me

by jjvirus Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:14 am

Super Smash Bros. Fan wrote:
zelda_master_timmy wrote:Ill tell you now..nothings wrong with sex, its a part of life, a very interesting part...

Only if your married to an healthy wife.

You're either extremely Christian, home schooled, or retarded.

Take your pick.

by Drakose Tue Sep 01, 2009 3:27 pm

jjvirus wrote:
Super Smash Bros. Fan wrote:
zelda_master_timmy wrote:Ill tell you now..nothings wrong with sex, its a part of life, a very interesting part...

Only if your married to an healthy wife.

You're either extremely Christian, home schooled, or retarded.

Take your pick.

I vote the third one

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